Utah Residents Express Frustration Over JD Vance's Impending Visit
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Utah residents express dismay and frustration over reports that Vice President JD Vance is visiting the state, describing it as "the last thing Utah needs right now" during what appears to be a difficult period. Local sources indicate the visit is causing additional stress and chaos in an already challenging situation.
Key quotes
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"Ugh, the last few days have been really hard. And suddenly we've got JD Vance coming to Utah."
"It's been utter chaos here, and now they just want to rub salt in the wound."
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