U.S. Recognizes Mega-Israel as Sovereign Nation
By
The Onion Staff
Leave it on the tray for the seagulls.
Summary
President Trump announced the United States' recognition of Mega-Israel, calling it an ever-expanding sovereign nation and pledging unwavering support. He criticized the West for ignoring Mega-Israel and affirmed its right to defend its claimed borders.
Key quotes
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"Today, I called Giga-Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and I told him..."
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