U.S. Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
By
The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel. Skim it, don't savour it.
Summary
U.S. Marines raise the American flag outside a cell phone store after a battle with skateboarding teenagers, celebrating victory and freedom.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledVictory!
May freedom ring over this Cricket Wireless! Semper fi!
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