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Unconventional Father's Day Gift: Wrapped in a Paper Towel

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The Onion Staff

11mo ago· 4 min readenNews
Bagel score 95 of 100
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The kind of bagel that ruins lesser bagels for you.

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The article discusses a unique Father's Day gift wrapped in a paper towel, highlighting a humorous and unconventional approach to gift-giving.

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