Uber Reportedly Introduces Feature for Female Passengers to Request Eunuch Drivers
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8mo ago· 1 min readen
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Summary
Uber has reportedly introduced a new feature called 'UberCastrated' that allows female passengers to request eunuch drivers who are medically incapable of sexual activity, in response to safety concerns. The company claims thousands of eunuchs have signed up as drivers to provide a nonthreatening transportation experience for women.
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"We listen to women, and we know what they want—hairless, sexless drivers medically incapable of feeling any ca"
SAN FRANCISCO—In response to ongoing concerns regarding the safety of its female passengers, rideshare giant Uber reportedly introduced a new feature Wednesday that allows women to request a nonthreatening eunuch driver. “With UberCastrated, female riders
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