Trump Organization Introduces Trump Mobile Cell Phone Service
By
The Onion Staff
11mo ago· 3 min readenNews
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Slow-proofed and worth the wait. Worth its weight in flour.
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Summary
The Trump Organization is launching a mobile phone service called Trump Mobile along with a $499 smartphone in September.
Key quotes
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"If the founding fathers didn’t want presidents to sell phones named after themselves, they would’ve said so." - Nabil Amjadi, Egg Pickler
The Trump Organization unveiled a mobile phone plan and a $499 smartphone that is set to launch in September, with the new service being dubbed Trump Mobile. What do you think?
