Trump Nukes Mars in Escalating Feud with Elon Musk
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Summary
President Trump escalated his feud with Elon Musk by nuking Mars after Musk criticized his 'Big Beautiful Bill'. Trump launched the U.S. stockpile of nuclear weapons into outer space, claiming Mars was a 'stupid planet' that he should have blown up earlier.
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I don’t mind Elon turning against me, but I should have blown up Mars months ago
Good luck WITH YOUR COLONY NOW
WASHINGTON—After days of listening to the tech billionaire criticize his ‘Big Beautiful Bill,’ President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Elon Musk Friday by nuking Mars. “Elon was ‘wearing thin,’ I asked him to leave, and then I blew up his stupid pl
