Satirical Article: Trump Announces Fictional $88 Billion Fund for Men Rejected by Women
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical article reporting that President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund to compensate men who have been rejected by women, with claims of up to $5 million for documented rejections such as being denied a second date or given fake contact information.
Key quotes
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the money long overdue compensation for some of the nation's most persecuted individuals
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