Trump Files Lawsuit Against Safeway Circular Over Alleged False Ham Claims
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
President Donald Trump is suing the Safeway circular for allegedly making false claims about the quality of Krakus Polish Honey Ham, seeking $20 billion in damages. The president accused the publication of spreading deceptive information about the ham being tender and juicy.
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The Safeway circular has treated me very badly. They say you can taste the homest.
WASHINGTON—In an escalation of his ongoing feud with the press, White House sources confirmed this week that President Donald Trump was suing the Safeway circular for false ham claims. “The deceptive Safeway flyer peddles lies about the dry and chewy Krak
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