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Satirical piece: Trump complains MRI machine lacks space for hosting parties

The Onion Staff

5d ago· 5 min readen

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Summary

A satirical article from The Onion about President Donald Trump complaining during his annual physical that MRI machines lack sufficient space for hosting parties, entertaining foreign dignitaries, or holding social gatherings. The piece humorously portrays Trump's characteristic complaints and expectations applied to an absurd medical context.

Key quotes

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It's so cramped that maybe you can fit one or two foreign dignitaries or CEOs in there at most

I've hosted rallies in smaller venues, but at least those had buffets

The MRI machine is a total disaster—no dance floor, no bar, nothing

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BETHESDA, MD—Complaining during his annual physical Tuesday that the narrow tubelike structure offered next to no room for socializing, President Donald Trump decried the lack of space to host parties inside an MRI machine. “It’s so cramped that maybe you

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