Trump Body Double Struggles to Replicate Leg Edema
By
The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel, baked twice. Familiar and a bit tough.
Summary
A body double for Donald Trump, John Schade, is struggling to accurately replicate the president's leg edema, expressing frustration over the difficulty of achieving the same level of swelling despite high sodium intake.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledOne glance at my ankles and they’ll know something’s off.
Secret Service told me it was only ‘mild swelling.’
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