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Travis Kelce Proposes Shark-Themed Wedding to Taylor Swift

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The Onion Staff

9mo ago· 1 min readenNews

Summary

Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked his fiancée Taylor Swift if their upcoming wedding could be shark-themed, suggesting ideas like tables named after shark species and a life-size ice sculpture of an angry great white shark. He argued that shark-themed party supplies would make planning easier and proposed shark-themed invitations.

Key quotes

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"Come on, babe, you love animals,"
"They already sell so much shark-themed party stuff, so it would make planning super easy."
"What if the invitations were, like, thes"
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LEAWOOD, KS—Lighting up as he outlined his vision for their special day, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked fiancée Taylor Swift on Wednesday if their upcoming wedding could be shark themed. “Come on, babe, you love animals,” said

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