Tourist Damages Museum’s Crystal-Covered Chair by Sitting on It
By
The Onion Staff
Baker's choice. Dense with flavour, light on filler.
Summary
A tourist damaged a crystal-covered chair inspired by Vincent Van Gogh's painting by sitting on it while posing for a photograph.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled“And that, too, is art.” - Gail Holmberg, Systems Analyst
“You can’t really judge art until you know how comfortable it is.” - Fabian Azarias, Polyurethane Enthusiast
“I can never keep track of what we’re allowed to sit on these days.” - Aaron Cuhz, Florist’s
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