Toledo Man Criticized for Sanctimonious Sobriety Posts After Only One Month
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A local man in Toledo, Ohio, Jim Boisvert, is being criticized by neighbors for posting sanctimonious social media messages about his sobriety after only one month of being alcohol-free. Sources note the hypocrisy given he was heavily drinking as recently as July 4th, and his premature boasts about physical improvements and not needing alcohol for fun are seen as obnoxious and smug.
Key quotes
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He's smugly prattling on about how he's reached a whole new level of clarity
His comments about how much his skin and physique had improved were obnoxiously premature under the circumstances
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