Alderaan Residents Express Regret Over Supporting Empire as Death Star Arrives

We spoke with voters who cast their ballots for Mr. Trump and said they were disappointed with his second term. A few said they even regretted their votes.

I'm feeling 'blank' about the Empire these days, now that the galactic superweapon I willingly supported hovers overhead.

For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station's superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said...