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The Science of Defecation: Why Mammals Take Similar Time to Poop Regardless of Size

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Tomte

2mo ago· 6 min readenInsight

Summary

The article explores the surprising scientific finding that defecation duration is remarkably consistent across mammal species, averaging about 12 seconds regardless of body size. It discusses how this relates to the physics of mucus lubrication in the colon, with larger animals having thicker mucus layers that allow for faster fecal movement. The piece connects this biological phenomenon to broader themes of health, medical history (including ancient practices like copromancy), and the importance of discussing bowel health despite social taboos.

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The average mammal defecates for 12 seconds, even though volume varies greatly between species.
What we don't like to discuss can still cause harm. Irritable bowel syndrome, inflammatory bowel disease, gastrointestinal infections and other poop-related ailments cost Americans billions.
The ancient Chinese practiced copromancy, the diagnosis of health based on the shape, size and texture of feces. So did the Egyptians, the Greeks and nearly every ancient culture.
Even today, your doctor may ask when you last had a bowel movement and to describe it in exquisite detail.
Sure, it's uncomfortable to talk about. But that's where science comes in.
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Defecation duration is surprisingly similar throughout the mammal world. The average mammal defecates for 12 seconds, even though volume varies greatly between species.

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