The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales Review — A Repetitive Voice Line Ruins the Experience
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James Stephanie Sterling
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A scathing video game review of "The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales" (developed by Team Asano, Square Enix, and Claytechworks, published by Square Enix). The review heavily criticizes the game's repetitive and annoying voice line ("Let's see, where are we?") that plays every time the player opens the map, describing it as infuriating and poorly designed. The review uses hyperbolic, humorous, and profane language to express extreme frustration with this specific gameplay annoyance.
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· 4 pulled"Let's see, where are we?"
"More than half the time you open your map, the vocal equivalent of pubic lice repeats a single phrase."
"Where we are is Hell, and we're drowning under a torrent of acoustic swill."
"Perdition's cacophonous overseer presents as a..."
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