Thai Woman Found Alive in Coffin Moments Before Cremation
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A Thai woman was discovered alive inside her coffin moments before her scheduled cremation after someone heard her knocking from inside. The article describes a miraculous survival story where the woman narrowly avoided being cremated alive, highlighting the dramatic rescue and the shocking nature of the incident.
Key quotes
· 5 pulledAfter someone heard her knocking, a Thai woman was discovered alive inside her coffin, just narrowly avoiding cremation.
Thai Woman Found Alive In Coffin Moments Before Cremation
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