Satirical Article: Adolis García Reportedly Confused by Phillie Phanatic Mascot

Summary

A satirical article from The Onion depicts Texas Rangers outfielder Adolis García experiencing a terrified and confused reaction to the Phillie Phanatic, the Philadelphia Phillies' mascot, during a game. García frantically asks teammates if they can also see the "green dancing bear" and considers defending himself from the mascot, who is driving an ATV across the field.