Satirical piece imagines Taylor Swift marrying Travis Kelce in custom Dior wedding dress by Jonathan Anderson
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Sophie Wang
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A satirical article about Taylor Swift marrying Travis Kelce at Madison Square Garden in a custom Dior Haute Couture wedding dress designed by Jonathan Anderson. The piece humorously covers the wedding details, the fashion choice (which was unexpected compared to Stella McCartney or Oscar de la Renta), and the Dior house's history with celebrity brides.
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Swift's decision to wear Dior was unexpected (many bets were on Stella McCartney or Oscar de la Renta), though not entirely surprising.
The house has a storied history with dressing the biggest brides in Hollywood—from Olivia De Havilland t
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