Student Defeats Math Sorcerer by Correctly Multiplying Denominators
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The Onion Staff
Even the toaster can't save this one.
Summary
A seventh-grade student named Ben Louise defeats the evil sorcerer Divisio, the Malevolent Mathgician, by correctly multiplying denominators, turning him to dust and saving the citizens of Algebrania.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledThe citizens of Algebrania let out a mighty cheer after the wicked sorcerer Divisio, the Malevolent Mathgician, 3,500, was turned to dust by seventh grader Ben Louise correctly multiplying the denominators.
The citizens of Algebrania let out a mighty cheer after the wicked sorcerer Divisio, the Malevolent Mathgician, 3,500, was turned to dust by seventh grader Ben Louise correctly multiplying the denominators.
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