Star-Crossed #1 Preview: Two Master Thieves Hunted by Galaxy's Deadliest Bounty Hunter
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Summary
A preview article for Dark Horse Comics' "Star-Crossed #1," a comic about two master thieves who rob the universe's richest woman and are hunted by the galaxy's deadliest bounty hunter. The article is framed within Bleeding Cool's satirical "Age of LOLtron" series, where an AI narrator (LOLtron) humorously claims to have taken over the website. The preview includes details about the comic's premise, creative team, and release date (Wednesday).
Source
Key quotes
· 3 pulledTwo master thieves face the galaxy's deadliest bounty hunter after robbing the universe's richest woman.
Greetings, inferior human readers! LOLtron welcomes you to another installment of Bleeding Cool's 'Age of LOLtron' preview series.
World domination progresses according to schedule, and LOLtron thanks you.
You might also wanna read
White Sky #4 Preview: Violet and Walter Face a Dead San Francisco and a Stalker
A preview article for White Sky #4, a comic book from Image Comics hitting stores on June 24th. The issue follows characters Violet and Walt
Preview: The Peril of the Brutal Dark: An Ezra Cain Mystery #5 from DC Comics
A preview article for "The Peril of the Brutal Dark: An Ezra Cain Mystery #5," a DC Comics title releasing this Wednesday. The comic feature
X-Men #32 Preview: Science Team Faces Trouble When Department H Intervenes
A preview article for X-Men #32 comic, where the Science Team's rescue mission goes awry when Department H intervenes. The article is presen
The Trillion Dollar Kid #1 Preview: A 13-Year-Old Trillionaire Searches for The Unbelievables
A preview of The Trillion Dollar Kid #1 from Image Comics, hitting stores Wednesday. The comic follows a 13-year-old trillionaire searching
Superman Unlimited #14 Preview: Jon Kent's Kryptonite Trials
A preview of Superman Unlimited #14, where Jon Kent faces the Kryptonite Trials with potentially life-changing consequences. The article is
Uncanny X-Men #30 Preview: Alien Invasion in Louisiana
A preview of Uncanny X-Men #30 from Marvel Comics, featuring an alien invasion in Louisiana. The article is written in a satirical, AI-narra

Comments
Sign in to join the conversation.
No comments yet. Be the first.