Scientists at University of Wisconsin puzzled by friend's choice of acquaintances
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A team of scientists at the University of Wisconsin express frustration at not understanding where their friend finds the individuals they consider to be incompetent.
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· 3 pulledDespite years of extensive research, we still lack even a rudimentary understanding of how Lisa meets these absolute duds.
She’s attractive
never-ending clown car of idiots, losers, and sociopaths
MADISON, WI—Warning that each new iteration of dummy seems to be more witless than the last, a team of scientists at the University of Wisconsin stated Monday that they were no closer to uncovering where their friend Lisa Pullman finds these bozos. “Despi
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