Scientists at University of Wisconsin puzzled by friend's choice of acquaintances
By
The Onion Staff
Good intentions, undercooked execution. The bake is missing.
Summary
A team of scientists at the University of Wisconsin express frustration at not understanding where their friend finds the individuals they consider to be incompetent.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledDespite years of extensive research, we still lack even a rudimentary understanding of how Lisa meets these absolute duds.
She’s attractive
never-ending clown car of idiots, losers, and sociopaths
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