Satirical Volume Control Forces Users Through Absurd Survey Before Accessing Basic Settings
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Summary
The article presents a satirical volume control interface that forces users to complete an absurd customer satisfaction survey before accessing basic volume controls. It features nonsensical questions like 'Is a hotdog a sandwich?' and asks users to rate the 'once in a lifetime gaming experience' and the developer's physical appearance, creating a deliberately frustrating user experience designed to mock bad UX design and customer service surveys.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledPlease complete a short customer service satisfaction survey to access the volume controls.
1. Before we begin: Is a hotdog a sandwich?
2. Overall, are you satisfied with this once in a lifetime gaming experience?
3. How would you rate the visual design, UI and physical appearance of the dev?
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