Satirical Timeline of Fictional Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau Relationship
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The Onion presents a satirical timeline of a fictional relationship between former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry, featuring absurd historical connections and humorous fictional events spanning from 1100 AD to 2019.
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· 5 pulledThe Onion presents a timeline of the pair's relationship.
A.D. 1100: The couple's common ancestor establishes two distinct bloodlines.
2008: A trembling 37-year-old Trudeau lies awake all night with strange and frightening feelings after hearing 'I Kissed A Girl.'
2012: Katy Perry and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford file for divorce.
2019: Perry sees the photos of Trudeau in brownface and can't help
Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry confirmed their status as a couple after a number of public sightings sparked rumors of a romance. The Onion presents a timeline of the pair’s relationship. A.D. 1100 The couple’s commo
