Satirical Study Claims Gen Z Drinks Less Mead Than Medieval Generations
By
The Onion Staff
Crusty in the right places. Worth the chew.
Summary
A satirical article from The Onion reports on a fictional study claiming that Generation Z drinks far fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations did. The piece humorously compares modern young adults' habits to medieval times, noting declines in mead hall visits, tavern wench interactions, and jousting match attendance.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledWe observed that, as opposed to their predecessors, young adults today seldom venture out to their local mead hall and socialize with tavern wenches.
Over the years there has been, for some reason...
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