Satirical 'Revelations' About Martin Scorsese From Fictional Apple TV Docuseries
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Summary
A satirical article presenting humorous and absurd 'revelations' about filmmaker Martin Scorsese from a supposed Apple TV docuseries, including claims about a spaghetti allergy, firing crew members for not using 'Marty,' not knowing how to log into Apple TV, and other clearly fabricated anecdotes about his life and career.
Key quotes
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Prefers the more casual 'Marty' on set and fires anyone who disobeys
Doesn't know how to log into Apple TV
Came up with the idea for gangsters while eating at an Italian restaurant in 1958
Initially thought a Hawaiian shirt would be enough to de-age Robert De Niro
A new five-part docuseries on Apple TV examines the life and career of iconic filmmaker Martin Scorsese. Here are the biggest and most shocking revelations from Mr. Scorsese : Was often bedridden as a child due to a debilitating spaghetti allergy Prefers
