Satirical Report: Travis Kelce Reportedly Has Relationship Doubts After Hearing Taylor Swift's New Album
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A satirical article reporting that Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce is experiencing relationship doubts after listening to Taylor Swift's new album 'The Life Of A Showgirl'. The piece humorously suggests Kelce is getting 'cold feet' about his engagement to Swift after hearing specific lyrics from her latest record.
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"We all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire"
"Did you girlboss too close to the sun?"
"Seeing his fiancée in a whole new light, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was reportedly getting cold feet Monday after listening to Taylor Swift's The Life Of A Showgirl."
LEAWOOD, KS—Seeing his fiancée in a whole new light, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was reportedly getting cold feet Monday after listening to Taylor Swift’s The Life Of A Showgirl. “It’s kind of weird I’ve only known her for two years, don’t y
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