Satirical Report on Trump's Demands for Smithsonian Exhibit Changes
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The White House, under President Trump, is reviewing Smithsonian exhibits to align them with 'American ideals,' demanding immediate changes such as a new wing on the Cola wars, updating plaques to claim wooly mammoths were white, and relocating nude art to men's bathrooms. The article satirizes these demands, highlighting their absurdity.
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Plaques updated to confirm that wooly mammoths were white
Artifacts will be returned to the people who originally stole them
Portraits and sculptures of nude women relocated to men’s bathrooms
The White House has announced they will be reviewing all exhibits at the Smithsonian Institution in order “to assess tone, historical framing, and alignment with American ideals.” Here is a selection of the changes President Trump is demanding be implemen
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