Satirical Report: Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Allegedly Containing Timothée Chalamet
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The article reports that Kylie Jenner was photographed wearing an amulet that allegedly contains an imprisoned Timothée Chalamet, sparking rumors about their relationship. According to an insider source, the custom-made Tiffany & Co. talisman has Chalamet's soul sealed inside, and he can only be freed by the one who enchanted him.
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· 4 pulledKylie Jenner was photographed Friday wearing an amulet that reportedly contained an imprisoned Timothée Chalamet
It's official—Timothée's soul has been sealed inside that glowing pendant around her neck
the vintage silver and emerald talisman had been custom-made for the 28-year-old Jenner by a Tiffany & Co. evil mage
he can only be freed from his crystalline prison by the one who enchanted him
LOS ANGELES—Sparking rumors about the pair’s relationship as she stepped out with the new piece of eye-catching jewelry, media personality Kylie Jenner was photographed Friday wearing an amulet that reportedly contained an imprisoned Timothée Chalamet. “I
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