Satirical Report Claims Readers Will Be Fired for Viewing Charlie Kirk Content
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The Onion Staff
8mo ago· 1 min readen
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Lacks bite. And filling. And a copy-editor at the bakery.
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Summary
A satirical report claims that readers will be fired for clicking on and reading an article about Charlie Kirk, stating that their IP addresses were logged and supervisors approved their termination for spending time on the content.
Key quotes
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"your IP address was logged and your supervisor approved the decision to remove you from your position"
"your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link"
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigated to this article, your IP address was logged and your
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