Satirical Real Estate Listing: $1.3 Million Property Described as Entirely Gray
By
The Onion Staff
Sat out too long. The crust has gone leathery.
Summary
A satirical listing describing a monochromatic gray property priced at $1.3 million, humorously depicting everything from walls and floors to professionals and even life itself as gray, suggesting a bleak, monotonous existence.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledGray walls, gray floors, gray ceilings, gray fixtures, gray appliances
gray home inspector, gray Realtor, gray real estate lawyer
gray grass, gray life, gray Earth, gray eternity
$1,300,000
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