Satirical Ranking Names Starbase, TX, as Best City to Start a Family with Your Boss
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The Onion Staff
Slightly gummy. The crust never quite set.
Summary
The article humorously ranks Starbase, TX, as the best city to start a family with one's boss, citing a U.S. News & World Report ranking. The tongue-in-cheek piece highlights the absurdity of the scenario, with SpaceX workers being the focus.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledAcross all metrics, we found there is no place in the country better suited than Starbase for people looking to raise a CEO’s progeny after being impregnated at work.”
The town is also ranked No. 1 for kids who want to have more siblings than they will ever know.
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