Satirical Piece Imagines Disgraced Prince Andrew Begging for Children on London Streets
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The Onion Staff
Crusty in the right places. Worth the chew.
Summary
A satirical article depicts a fictional scenario where former Prince Andrew, portrayed as ragged and soot-covered, is begging on a London street for a child to molest. The piece uses dark humor to mock the disgraced royal's association with the Jeffrey Epstein scandal and his alleged sexual misconduct with minors.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledPlease, sir, may I have a girl? A small one? Surely you have some to spare
I'll tend your horses for a mere whiff of a prepubescent bird
Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was spotted Tuesday on a street in the Whitechapel district of London begging for a child to molest
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