Satirical Interview: Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau's Fictional Romance
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The Onion Staff
7mo ago· 1 min readen
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Summary
The Onion conducts a satirical interview with Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau about their rumored romance, featuring absurd responses including that they were paired by Lauren Sánchez as part of Jeff Bezos' plan to breed a superior human race, meet on an unaffiliated barge off the coast of Maine, and mostly talk about themselves.
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No, we usually just meet on an unaffiliated barge off the coast of Maine.
Mostly ourselves.
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the celebrity couple to discuss their fledgling relationship. The Onion : So how did you two meet? Perry: Lauren Sánchez paired us off as part
