Satirical Interview: Fictional 'Heated Rivalry' Actors Discuss Absurd Preparation Methods
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
This is a satirical interview from The Onion featuring fictional actors from the hockey romance series 'Heated Rivalry' discussing their preparation for roles. The actors give absurd answers about their preparation methods, including working with a 'kissing coach' for eight hours daily and watching porn for research. They also joke about filming sex scenes with their parents watching via FaceTime and giving feedback. The article is clearly parody, mocking celebrity interviews and behind-the-scenes content about TV shows.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledI worked with a kissing coach eight hours a day for weeks to make it look believable.
I went on PornHub and searched 'gay'.
We just did all the sex scenes while both of our parents watched over FaceTime and gave us thumbs-up or thumbs-down.
Hockey romance Heated Rivalry has been renewed for Season 2. The Onion sat down with breakout stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams to discuss the hit series. The Onion: How did you prepare for your roles? Storrie: I worked with a kissing coach eight h
