Satirical Guide to Junk Journaling with Humorous Tips
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
The Onion provides satirical tips for junk journaling, a hobby that involves using everyday materials like receipts and ticket stubs to create keepsake journals. The tongue-in-cheek advice includes being ready to defensively explain how it differs from scrapbooking, visiting landfills for inspiration, finding ways to incorporate screens, anticipating future family dismissal of the project, and choosing dramatic themes like 'my descent into madness.'
Key quotes
· 4 pulledAlways be ready to petulantly explain why it's not exactly the same as scrapbooking.
Visit a local landfill for inspiration.
Think of it as something your children will roll their eyes at one day before throwing away.
Pick a theme like 'the 2020s' or 'my descent into madness.'
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