Satirical Guide to Enjoying the Perseid Meteor Shower
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The Onion Staff
10mo ago· 1 min readen
38/100
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Worth a glance, not a chew.
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Summary
The article humorously provides satirical tips for watching the Perseid meteor shower, such as reserving a seat close to outer space and avoiding looking directly at meteors to prevent aggression.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledReserve a good seat close to outer space.
Make sure to do all your blinking the night before.
Don’t look directly at a meteor, as that can be seen as a sign of aggression.
The Perseid meteor shower will soon light up the night sky as the Earth makes its annual transit through a stream of comet debris. The Onion shares tips for watching a meteor shower. Reserve a good seat close to outer space. Make sure to do all your blink
