Satirical Gas-Saving Tips from The Onion Mock Rising Fuel Prices
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The Onion Staff
Crumbles when you bite it. Light on filling.
Summary
The Onion satirically offers absurd 'tips' for saving money on gas during rising fuel prices, including removing vehicle safety features like airbags and doors, driving in reverse, limiting braking to weekends, cutting gas with lentils, and other ridiculous suggestions that mock real fuel-saving advice.
Key quotes
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Driving in reverse uses less gas, probably.
Make a tank of gas stretch the whole week by cutting it with lentils.
Remember, a gurney rolling downhill is more fuel efficient than an ambulance, and faster too.
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