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Satirical Coverage of Health Speculations After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head

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The Onion Staff

4mo ago· 7 min readen

Summary

The article appears to be from The Onion, America's satirical news source, with content that seems to be about health speculations surrounding Donald Trump being spotted wearing a glove over his head. However, the provided content is heavily truncated and appears to be mostly template/boilerplate content from The Onion's website, including navigation elements, weather information, and promotional messages about becoming a member. The actual article content about Trump's glove incident is not visible in the provided text, which consists primarily of website navigation, date information, and promotional elements.

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