Satirical Artist Profile: A$AP Rocky's Absurd Biography
By
The Onion Staff
Sat on the counter overnight. Well past its best.
Summary
The article is a satirical artist profile of rapper A$AP Rocky, presented in a mock-serious format with absurd biographical details. It humorously lists fictional information about his career, personal life, and habits, including his genre being 'brand collaboration,' famous relatives being 'Rihanna's kids,' and his biggest career risk being 'nodding off during Smurfs premiere.' The piece is clearly parody, presenting ridiculous facts in a straight-faced manner.
Key quotes
· 5 pulledGenre: Brand collaboration
Famous Relatives: Rihanna's kids
Biggest Career Risk: Nodding off during Smurfs premiere
Personal Style: Businessman who sprinted through a silk scarf store
Favorite Thing To Do On Phone: Press '1' to confirm Rihanna's ob-gyn appointment
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