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Satirical Article: Taylor Swift Reacts to Travis Kelce Printing Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu

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Summary

A satirical article describes Taylor Swift reacting with alarm as her fiancé, NFL player Travis Kelce, prints out a Buffalo Wild Wings catering menu, suggesting it might be for his bachelor party. The humorous piece portrays Swift's concern about the casual dining choice for what she assumed would be a more upscale event.

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Her eyes widening at the sight of the piece of paper moving inch by inch out of the machine, an alarmed Taylor Swift reportedly looked on Tuesday as her fiancé, Travis Kelce, printed out the Buffalo Wild Wings catering menu.

Babe, what's that? said the 35-year-old billionaire recording artist, taking a step closer to where the Kansas City Chiefs tight end sat in front of his laptop.

She nearly dropped a mug after she noticed he was zoomed in on a picture of pretzel knots.

So, is this for your bachelor party? Because I thought we already agreed we were us

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LEAWOOD, KS—Her eyes widening at the sight of the piece of paper moving inch by inch out of the machine, an alarmed Taylor Swift reportedly looked on Tuesday as her fiancé, Travis Kelce, printed out the Buffalo Wild Wings catering menu. “Babe, what’s that

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