Satirical Article: State Department Allegedly Reverts to Times New Roman Font Over DEI Concerns
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Summary
The article appears to be a satirical piece presented as news, with the main story being that Secretary of State Marco Rubio ordered diplomatic correspondences to revert from Calibri font to Times New Roman, attributing the previous font change by the Biden Administration to misguided diversity initiatives. The content includes a series of absurd, humorous headlines that seem unrelated to the main story, suggesting this is satirical commentary rather than actual news reporting.
Key quotes
· 5 pulledSecretary of State Marco Rubio ordered diplomatic correspondences to cease the use of Calibri font and revert to Times New Roman
attributing the previous change by the Biden Administration to misguided diversity initiatives
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