Satirical Article: 'Real Housewives of Rhode Island' Cast Holds Governor Dan McKee in Opening Credits
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Summary
The article appears to be a satirical piece from The Onion about the fictional 'Real Housewives of Rhode Island' reality TV show, with the cast members physically holding Governor Dan McKee in the opening credits. The content includes typical Onion satirical elements, weather information, and site navigation, but the actual article content beyond the title is not provided in the given text.
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