Satirical Article: Pete Hegseth Allegedly Receives Multiple Missed Calls from The Hague
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The article appears to be a satirical news piece from The Onion about Pete Hegseth waking up at 3 PM with dozens of missed calls from The Hague, suggesting he may be facing international legal issues. The content includes typical Onion satirical elements like weather reports, visibility jokes, and membership prompts, presented in the style of a legitimate news source. The article uses humor to comment on political figures and international affairs through absurd scenarios.
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