Satirical Article: Marriage Instantly Fixes Couple's Relationship Problems
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article is a satirical piece from The Onion about a couple, Shane Collins and Charlie Quentin, who get married on Friday and the marriage instantly fixes all their underlying relationship problems including poor communication, undiagnosed mental health disorders, incompatible personalities, and infidelity. The piece uses humor to critique the unrealistic expectations that marriage can magically solve deep-seated relationship issues.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThe pair married Friday, which instantly fixed every underlying problem in their relationship
including poor communication skills, undiagnosed mental health disorders
incompatible personalities, and infidelity
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