Satirical Article: Americans Joke That Epstein Email Release Has Reignited Reading Habits
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The Onion Staff
Leave it on the tray for the seagulls.
Summary
The article satirically reports that Americans claim the release of Jeffrey Epstein-related emails has reignited their love of reading, with people saying they now spend time reading the documents instead of using social media. The piece uses dark humor to comment on public fascination with scandalous material.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledI didn't realize how much I missed the simple joy of losing myself in words until these massive tranches of sex crime files were released
Americans nationwide said Thursday that the recently released trove of emails connected with disgraced financier and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had reignited their love of reading
Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago
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