Satirical AI Company Admits Building Superhuman AI to Replace Humans
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Summary
A satirical piece from a fictional AI company called 'Replacement.AI' that openly admits to building superhuman AI to replace humans. The company acknowledges the risks of uncontrolled AI development, including potential societal collapse and nuclear winter, but justifies its actions by claiming competitors would do the same and citing shareholder pressure. The tone is darkly humorous and critical of corporate AI development practices.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledWe're building superhuman AI to replace you. We're just honest about it.
Now, experts don't actually know how to control superhuman AI (yet), or how to prevent stop people using it to do terrible things.
But if we don't build it first another company will, and we have shareholders to consider
Humans are no longer necessary. So we're getting rid of them.
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