Sailor Regrets Marrying the Sea Too Young
By
The Onion Staff
Pulled from the oven a few minutes early. Edible, just barely.
Summary
A sailor in New Bedford expresses regret for marrying the sea at a young age, wishing he had explored more before committing to it.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledI was so captivated by those big blue waves that I never stopped to consider whether I was rushing into things with the briny deep.
I was only 19 when I gave up the landlubber life to get married to the sea
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