Ronda Rousey Defeats Gina Carano in Brief MMA Comeback Fight
By
Dave McKenna
13d ago· 5 min readenOpinion
100/100
Golden Brown
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Summary
The article describes a brief and underwhelming MMA fight between Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano, promoted by Jake Paul's MVP organization as a historic women's MMA event. The fight ended quickly when Rousey applied her signature arm bar submission, with Carano tapping out rapidly. The article is highly critical and dismissive of both fighters, their careers, and the event itself, using sarcastic and derogatory language throughout.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledRonda Rousey and Gina Carano fought for 17 seconds longer than they should have over the weekend.
Their brief Saturday encounter in a Southern California hexagon, a comeback for both after ridiculously long layoffs yet still promoted by Jake Paul's MVP outfit as the biggest women's MMA fight in history, ended as soon as Rousey set Carano up for an arm bar
Carano, who gave up the cage for acting and right-wing mouthpiecing, tapped quicker than Fred Astaire.
Their post-match embrace lasted much longer and exuded more vigor
Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano fought for 17 seconds longer than they should have over the weekend. Their brief Saturday encounter in a Southern California hexagon, a comeback for both after ridiculously long layoffs yet still promoted by Jake Paul’s MVP ou
